What They Really Mean
- youthful – bitter at the world
- semi-retired – arch meddler
- cheerful – small talk only
- amicable – whistling misfit
- affectionate – needy, grasping
- genuine – in deep despair
- sincere – dull
- many interests – but none come to mind
- loves socialising – loud, booze-guzzling
- enjoys adventures – career fantasist
- vivacious – psychotic
- no ties – has criminal record
- bubbly – must be centre of attention
- shy – personality missing in action
- easy-going – passive-aggressive
- caring – domineering
- loving – broody
- own home – neighbours say he was a loner
- sophisticated – dreary and middle-class
- for good times – for an extramarital affair
- must be tall – hi, I’m superficial
- solvent – misanthropic workaholic
- curvy – egglike
- home-loving – couch potato
- charming – predatory
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