Dating Ads

What They Really Mean
  1. youthful – bitter at the world
  2. semi-retired – arch meddler
  3. cheerful – small talk only
  4. amicable – whistling misfit
  5. affectionate – needy, grasping
  6. genuine – in deep despair
  7. sincere – dull
  8. many interests – but none come to mind
  9. loves socialising – loud, booze-guzzling
  10. enjoys adventures – career fantasist
  11. vivacious – psychotic
  12. no ties – has criminal record
  13. bubbly – must be centre of attention
  14. shy – personality missing in action
  15. easy-going – passive-aggressive
  16. caring – domineering
  17. loving – broody
  18. own home – neighbours say he was a loner
  19. sophisticated – dreary and middle-class
  20. for good times – for an extramarital affair
  21. must be tall – hi, I’m superficial
  22. solvent – misanthropic workaholic
  23. curvy – egglike
  24. home-loving – couch potato
  25. charming – predatory


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