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From an actual court transcript…

By RachelUndefined on February 6, 2009 • ( 0 )

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Lawyer: What about the research?

Witness: I don’t think there is any research on that. There’s a logical hunch that may be true, but I know of no research study that would support that.

Lawyer: What about just common sense?

Witness: Well, I am not here using common sense. I’m here as an expert.

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