A reporter was interviewing a man who was believed to be the oldest resident in town.
‘May I ask how old you are?’ the newsman enquired.
‘I just turned a hundred this week,’ the old man proudly replied.
‘Great! Do you suppose you’ll see another hundred?’ the reporter asked playfully.
‘Well,’ said the man thoughtfully, ‘I’m stronger now than when I started the first one hundred!’
~ Herbert V Prochnow & Herbert V Prochnow Jr in Jokes Quotes & One Liners