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By RachelUndefined on November 12, 2011 • ( 0 )

The absentminded professor drove up to the door of his garage, looked inside, blinked, and then leaped back into his car and drove at breakneck speed to the police station. “sergeant,” he gasped, “my car’s been stolen!’

— Herbert V prochnow & Herbert V Prochnow Jr. in Jokes, Quotes & One Liners Volume 2

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