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By RachelUndefined on November 23, 2011 • ( 1 )

A would-be customer wrote to a mail-order company as follows:
‘Please send me one of the engines you show on page 87. If it’s any good, I’ll send you a cheque.’
In time, he received this reply:
‘Please send cheque. If it’s any good, we’ll send the engine.’

— Herbert V Prochnow & Herbert V Prochnow Jr. in Jokes, Quotes & One Liners Volume 2

Cheque Fraudsters Target Artists (or Check if you are over the pond) (johngrovesart.com)
Taking cheques – do you? (computerselaine.wordpress.com)
Should cheque-bouncing be a crime? Issues and consequences (polityinindia.wordpress.com)

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Tags: cheque, company, customer, engines, herbert v prochnow, herbert v prochnow jr, Humor, humour, mail-order, Payment

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½ Star: I disliked it to the point where I didn’t even finish it and I would actively discourage others from reading it. This will definitely be released.
1 Star: I almost didn’t finish this book, but I powered through. I strongly disliked it and I would actively discourage others from reading it. This will definitely be released.
1 ½ Stars: I read this book, but I didn’t particularly enjoy it and I wouldn’t recommend it. This book will be released.
2 Stars: I don’t really have an opinion on this book. I didn’t particularly like it, but I didn’t particularly dislike it either. I won’t read it again and probably wouldn’t recommend it. This book will be released.
2 ½ Stars: This book is alright, I guess. Other people might enjoy it, but it’s not for me. I might mention it in passing, but I won’t reread it. This book will be released.
3 Stars: This book is average. I enjoyed it, but I’ll probably forget it within a year. I might recommend it to fans of the genre, but I won’t be rereading it. This book will be released.
3 ½ Stars: This book is above average but unexceptional. I enjoyed it, and I would probably recommend it, but I doubt I’ll read it again. This book will be released.
4 Stars: This is an excellent book. I enjoyed it quite a bit and would recommend it to others. I may or may not reread it. This book might be kept, or it might be released.
4 ½ Stars: This book is fantastic. I absolutely loved it and I fully intend to read it again. I would definitely recommend it to others. This book will be kept.
5 Stars: This is an amazing book which I’ll reread multiple times. I quite likely sacrificed sleep or skipped meals for this book and will shamelessly promote it to all and sundry. This book will definitely be kept, and I’ll probably buy an extra copy just to release it.

What books have I been reading?

The City & The City by China Mieville
The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood
V For Vendetta by Alan Moore & David Lloyd
The Black Death by Philip Ziegler
World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War by Max Brooks
What Were the Crusades? Fourth Edition by Jonathan Riley-Smith
We Wish To Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed With Our Families by Philip Gourevitch
The Pelican History of Medieval Europe by Maurice Keen
American Dirt by Jeanine Cummins
12-21 by Dustin Thomason