An employee became ill and was rushed to the hospital. The next day his boss was among the first to visit him.
‘Now John,’ he pleaded, ‘don’t worry about a thing. Everyone at the office is going to pitch in and do your work – as soon as we’re able to work out just what it is you’ve been doing.’
— Herbert V Prochnow & Herbert V Prochnow Jr. in Jokes, Quotes & One Liners Volume 2