So They Said

Said one eye to the other: ‘Just between us, there’s something that smells.’

Said one ear to the other: ‘Fancy meeting you on this block!’

Said the big rose to the little rose: ‘Hiya, bud.’

Said the ceiling to the wall: ‘Hold me up, I’m plastered.’

Said the dentist to the patient : ‘The Yanks are coming.’

Said one stocking to another: ‘So long, I gotta run.’

Said the salmon as he took the hook: ‘I’ll get canned for this.’

Said the cub to the north wind: ‘Don’t blow so hard, I’m a little bear.’

— Herbert V Prochnow & Herbert V Prochnow Jr. in Jokes, Quotes & One Liners Volume 2

Categories: One Liners

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