Whoi, it’s so small Oi could spit half-way across it.
(A voice: You’re out of order, Mr Doyle.)
Yis, and if Oi weren’t, Oi could spit right across it.
— Tom Doyle, mayor of Kanowna, Australasian Post, October 30, 1958. Quoted in Bill Wannan’s Come in Spinner