The chief constable of a small Yorkshire town was also an expert veterinary surgeon. One night the telephone rang. The chief constable’s wife answered it. “Is Mr Blank there?” inquired an agitated voice. “Do you want my husband in his… Read More ›
Jokes
Alternatives…
Men don’t get lost – they simply discover alternative destinations. — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry Related articles Why men lie and women cry (clemencealdebourne.wordpress.com)
Zoo
Mother: ‘Today I want you to take your brother Eddie to the zoo.’ Roy: ‘Not me. If they want him they’ll have to come get him.’ —Herbert V Prochnow & Herbert V Prochnow Jr. in ‘Jokes, Quotes & One Liners… Read More ›
Prefix
‘Some plants,’ said the biology teacher, ‘have the prefix “dog”. For instance, there is the dogwood, the dogviolet. Who can name another plant prefixed by “dog”?’ ‘I can,’ shouted the little boy in the back row. ‘How about “collie flower”?’… Read More ›
Herbert V Prochnow & Herbert V Prochnow Jr in Jokes Quotes & One Liners
A reporter was interviewing a man who was believed to be the oldest resident in town. ‘May I ask how old you are?’ the newsman enquired. ‘I just turned a hundred this week,’ the old man proudly replied. ‘Great! Do… Read More ›
From an actual court transcript…
Lawyer: What about the research? Witness: I don’t think there is any research on that. There’s a logical hunch that may be true, but I know of no research study that would support that. Lawyer: What about just common sense?… Read More ›
Old Bible (joke)
I found this joke on a bookcrossing thread (posted by nwpassage): A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an old Bible that he found in a dusty, old box. He… Read More ›
Inside knowledge for blokes
The 13 most innocuous, common words, phrases and sounds, and what they really mean when a woman says them. Fine: This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about, but… Read More ›
New priest
A new priest was so nervous at his first Mass that he could hardly speak. After Mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put… Read More ›
