One Liners

Ho, Ho, Ho

If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays? Remember, children. The best way to get a puppy for Christmas is to beg for a baby brother. Interested in… Read More ›

So They Said

Said one eye to the other: ‘Just between us, there’s something that smells.’ Said one ear to the other: ‘Fancy meeting you on this block!’ Said the big rose to the little rose: ‘Hiya, bud.’ Said the ceiling to the… Read More ›

Uncle Fester’s Wit of the Day

“Instead of Being Born Again, Why Not Just Grow Up?” Related articles Preview: “Addams Family” composer: “I knew what to do.” ( Uncle Festers ( The Addams Family (1991): A Guilty Pleasure ( In time ( Windows Weekly 295: Uncle… Read More ›