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Commitment

Commitment: verb, female: A desire to get married and raise a family; verb, male: not trying to chat up other women while out with one’s wife or girlfriend. — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry

Joke offense

You can choose to feel offended because someone tells a joke that says anyone from your country is stupid. That doesn’t mean they are stupid and even if you agree that they are, abusing the joke-teller won’t make them any… Read More ›

Offence

Being offended is a choice. Others can’t offend you — you choose to be offended. — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry

Jokes

…every time there is a tragedy, it will invariably spawn its own set of jokes. Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry

Excess

Osama bin Laden has 53 brothers and sisters, 13 wives, 28 children and is worth over $300 million. But he hates Americans because of their excessive lifestyles. — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry

Sleeping

What do you say to a man who’s just had sex? Anything you like — he’s asleep. — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry

Strangers

Why do men give their penis a name? Because they don’t want a complete stranger making their major decisions? — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry Related articles Why men lie and women cry (clemencealdebourne.wordpress.com)

PMT

What’s the difference between a woman with PMT and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist. — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry

Fart gas

Fart gas is 50-60% nitrogen and 30-40% carbon dioxide. The other 5-10% is methane, which causes underground mines to explode and hydrogen gas, which, in a bomb, can destroy cities. One of the biggest sources of these gases is eggs,… Read More ›

Gas

Men let loose an average of 1.5 – 2.5 litres of gas a day delivering an average of 12 farts a day which is enough to fill a small balloon. Women fart an average of seven times a day and… Read More ›

Farts

The world’s most famous farter was Joseph Pojul who, in 1892, had a famous act at the Moulin Rouge in Paris under the name ‘Le Petomane’. His act opened by telling a story using a remarkable range of farts for… Read More ›

Navigation

Nest-defending females did not venture alone past the horizon so they learned to navigate by landmarks – sensing direction was never a necessity and was not part of her job description. If she could see a tree, or a lake… Read More ›

Alternatives…

Men don’t get lost – they simply discover alternative destinations. — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry Related articles Why men lie and women cry (clemencealdebourne.wordpress.com)