A would-be customer wrote to a mail-order company as follows: ‘Please send me one of the engines you show on page 87. If it’s any good, I’ll send you a cheque.’ In time, he received this reply: ‘Please send cheque…. Read More ›


Man who mistakenly received a pay envelope without a cheque, to personnel department: “What happened? Did my deductions finally equal my salary?” — Herbert V Prochnow & Herbert V Prochnow Jr. in  Jokes, Quotes & One Liners Volume 2 Related… Read More ›