cheque

cheque

By RachelUndefined on November 23, 2011 • ( 1 )

A would-be customer wrote to a mail-order company as follows: ‘Please send me one of the engines you show on page 87. If it’s any good, I’ll send you a cheque.’ In time, he received this reply: ‘Please send cheque…. Read More ›

Deductions

By RachelUndefined on November 16, 2011 • ( 0 )

Man who mistakenly received a pay envelope without a cheque, to personnel department: “What happened? Did my deductions finally equal my salary?” — Herbert V Prochnow & Herbert V Prochnow Jr. in Jokes, Quotes & One Liners Volume 2 Related… Read More ›

Spending My Jury Cheque

By RachelUndefined on June 25, 2009 • ( 0 )

My jury check finally arrived – Yaay! It cleared this week, so I have been spending, spending, spending. The first thing I bought was a Wii. It will technically belong to me to avoid any arguments, but I really bought… Read More ›