If you want a committed man — look in a mental hospital. — Mae West
men
Personal Knowledge
A man will know every good joke his friend has told him but not be aware that his friend has split up from his wife. — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry
Australia vs yoghurt
What’s the difference between Australia and yoghurt? At least yoghurt has some culture! — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry
Strangers
Why do men give their penis a name? Because they don’t want a complete stranger making their major decisions? — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry Related articles Why men lie and women cry (clemencealdebourne.wordpress.com)
Gas
Men let loose an average of 1.5 – 2.5 litres of gas a day delivering an average of 12 farts a day which is enough to fill a small balloon. Women fart an average of seven times a day and… Read More ›
Farts
The world’s most famous farter was Joseph Pojul who, in 1892, had a famous act at the Moulin Rouge in Paris under the name ‘Le Petomane’. His act opened by telling a story using a remarkable range of farts for… Read More ›
Fertilization
Why does it take 4 million male sperm to find and fertilize an egg? Not one wants to ask for directions. — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry Related articles The miracle of life-and how… Read More ›
SatNav
For a relatively small amount of money, an excellent solution is to buy him a hand-held Satellite Navigation System for his birthday/Christmas which is an excellent spatial boy’s toy that will allow him always to be right, never to be… Read More ›
Navigation
Nest-defending females did not venture alone past the horizon so they learned to navigate by landmarks – sensing direction was never a necessity and was not part of her job description. If she could see a tree, or a lake… Read More ›
Alternatives…
Men don’t get lost – they simply discover alternative destinations. — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry Related articles Why men lie and women cry (clemencealdebourne.wordpress.com)
Channel surfing
— Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry
Crossed Wires
— Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry
Suffering
—Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry
He’ll be OK: Growing Gorgeous Boys into Good Men by Celia Lashlie
Opening Sentence:Recently I was invited to convene a breakfast for fathers whose sons attended a Gosford grammar school. Synopsis:Adolescent boys – they seem to disappear into another world where they barely communicate, and where fast cars, alcohol and drugs are… Read More ›
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