men

Strangers

Why do men give their penis a name? Because they don’t want a complete stranger making their major decisions? — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry Related articles Why men lie and women cry (clemencealdebourne.wordpress.com)

Gas

Men let loose an average of 1.5 – 2.5 litres of gas a day delivering an average of 12 farts a day which is enough to fill a small balloon. Women fart an average of seven times a day and… Read More ›

Farts

The world’s most famous farter was Joseph Pojul who, in 1892, had a famous act at the Moulin Rouge in Paris under the name ‘Le Petomane’. His act opened by telling a story using a remarkable range of farts for… Read More ›

SatNav

For a relatively small amount of money, an excellent solution is to buy him a hand-held Satellite Navigation System for his birthday/Christmas which is an excellent spatial boy’s toy that will allow him always to be right, never to be… Read More ›

Navigation

Nest-defending females did not venture alone past the horizon so they learned to navigate by landmarks – sensing direction was never a necessity and was not part of her job description. If she could see a tree, or a lake… Read More ›

Alternatives…

Men don’t get lost – they simply discover alternative destinations. — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry Related articles Why men lie and women cry (clemencealdebourne.wordpress.com)