I pinched from Jethro on Zurker because I totally relate to almost every point! 1 Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment… Read More ›
Mobile phone
Drive Safe
— from Pam Thornton in Bill Wannan’s Come in Spinner
Answering Machine Messages
Hi! We’re actually at home right now, screening our calls. Leave a message and if we pick up, you’re someone we want to talk to. If we don’t pick up…we, can you say “hint”? [beep] [Start this message normally, but… Read More ›
100 Things – Pinched from Ghost Bear
1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Appendectomy 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Dirt 3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? I snore 4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC… Read More ›
Debrett’s Etiquette for Girls by Fleur Britten
Opening Sentence:For many of us, life is just too fast to bother with manners. Synopsis:Etiquette is a revisionist business. New rules are constantly appearing and old ones evolving. A modern survival manual is called for, to lay out the new… Read More ›