Societies that chase easy money, like many-headed savages driven to indulgent lust by the sweet sniff of blood, quickly forget about any pretense of civility. They lose first their manners and then their minds. — Dan Jones in Bursting Bubbles,… Read More ›


Osama bin Laden has 53 brothers and sisters, 13 wives, 28 children and is worth over $300 million. But he hates Americans because of their excessive lifestyles. — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry


A man had to send an urgent telegram. Not wishing to spend more money than necessary, he filled out a telegraph blank in this manner: ‘Bruises hurt erased afford erected analysis hurt too infectious dead.’ (Ten words) The recipient at… Read More ›