Societies that chase easy money, like many-headed savages driven to indulgent lust by the sweet sniff of blood, quickly forget about any pretense of civility. They lose first their manners and then their minds. — Dan Jones in Bursting Bubbles,… Read More ›


Osama bin Laden has 53 brothers and sisters, 13 wives, 28 children and is worth over $300 million. But he hates Americans because of their excessive lifestyles. — Allan & Barbara Pease in Why Men Lie and Women Cry


A man had to send an urgent telegram. Not wishing to spend more money than necessary, he filled out a telegraph blank in this manner: ‘Bruises hurt erased afford erected analysis hurt too infectious dead.’ (Ten words) The recipient at… Read More ›

Q & A

I stole this from fiernymph: 1. What is the thing in life you are most proud of accomplishing? Being with hubby for thirteen years.  2. What is the wildest thing you have ever done? Had sex on the front porch… Read More ›