theft

Hell vs gaol

Jacky Bindieye was arrested and charged with cattle stealing. At the trial the judge asked him what would happen if he told a lie. “Well, boss,” said Jacky, “I think I go to hell.” “And,” continued the judge, “what happens… Read More ›

Stolen

The absentminded professor drove up to the door of his garage, looked inside, blinked, and then leaped back into his car and drove at breakneck speed to the police station. “sergeant,” he gasped, “my car’s been stolen!’ — Herbert V… Read More ›